ADULT ADVENTURES OF PINSTROCCHIO
CHAPTER 1 How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a bitch. Centuries ago in Italy there lived-- "A fucker!" my adult readers will say immediately. No, guys, you are mistaken. Once upon a time there was a piece of wood. It was not an expensive piece of wood. Far from it. Just a common block of firewood, one of those thick, solid logs that are put on the fire in winter to make cold rooms cozy and warm. 
Many years before this piece of wood was a part of a wall of one of multiple public houses. That public house was held by an old slut whose name was Molly and that's why it was called "Molly and Girls". A night with a girl from that public house was not very expensive (not to say cheap) and so it was really popular with perverts whose wives didn't give them all they wanted. It was very well known throughout Italy for the wide asses of the sluts who worked there.
If only you could see what happened there every night... The most perverted perverts never believed when told about the orgies that went on there until they saw that with their own eyes.And those who once visited the house would return there again and again.
And it would have remained there till nowadays and bring much joy to the people who visited it
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if only the wives of the perverts all over the country didn't claim and didn't demand to close it.
"Molly and Girls" was closed and the house itself - torn down. I hope you understand that even the walls of that house became perverted from seeing so much dirty sex. That's how this happened that one fine day this piece of wood found itself in the shop of an old carpenter. His real name was Mastro Antonio, but everyone called him Mastro Cherry, for the hole of his ass was so round and red and shiny that it looked like a ripe cherry. 
This was because he was a real pervert. He liked to get objects up in his ass. But he was sad then, the reason was his old wooden dick (which he got used to fuck with) was tired-over recently. And once he was passing a large garbage heap band looked closer at it. He noticed that in that heap there were large logs and he understood that that was all that was left of "Molly and Girls". He decided to find a piece of wood and take it with him as a souvenir. 
And there it was - a perfect piece of wood.
As soon as he saw that piece of wood, Mastro Cherry was filled with joy.
Rubbing his hands together happily, he mumbled half to himself: "This has come in the nick of time. I shall use it to make a new wooden dick for my cherry." But as soon as he came closer he found out that the piece was too large for his ass and he decided to give it as a present to his friend whose name was Geppetto - for Geppetto's ass hole was much larger and it would suit him better... |
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This cartoon hero is not a pinocchio (pinstrochio is adult wooden male), so you will not see something like "pinocchio porn" we created almost the whole story from scratch!
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